December 2011
31 posts
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this is pretty sad
but true. well mostly.
“You tag me as crazy. But it’s you who are crazy. You don’t have the intellect to...”
– Charles Manson (via everlivingghost)
“Queer or polyamorous dolphin sex is represented as an amusing oddity and as...”
– Besio K, Johnston L, and Longhurst R (2008) Sexy beasts and devoted mums: narrating nature through dolphin tourism. Environment and Planning A 40: p. 1225 (via geogthoughts)
“[TRIGGER WARNING: Rape] Fat women are treated as utterly undesirable in our...”
– Jaclyn Friedman, What You Really Really Want: The Smart Girl’s Shame-Free Guide to Sex and Safety (via khaleesi)
